The Doggie Position

It has been determined; the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead.. :)

Haha. That lessened my nightmares about my parents getting it on. Ugh.

On a lighter note, aren't the kissing doggies cute? Kissing, eating each other.. Whatever. They're still cute.

Recently, people have been going crazy over the 3 ultimate love songs. Namely, "Incomplete" by The Backstreet Boys, "Stay" by Cueshe, and "The Day You Said Goodnight" by Hale. God. I hear it everywhere, every hour. Benj and I decided to play a game to see who hears it the most in one day.

Here's what I got:

1. The Day You Said Goodnight: 18x
2. Stay: 9x
3. Incomplete: 5x

And I don't even listen to the radio that much! Stupid mushy crap. By the way, Darna died!

NO. I don't watch Darna. Benj does. He told me about it. Why did I put it here? No reason. Again-- it's my journal. I can put whatever I want. :)

Looking through my archives, I found this little speech or whatever. It was actually for one of my friends who was complaining about being pressured to be in a relationship by everyone around her. Friends and family. The full version of her rant is on my blogspot page, dated June 6th. Check it out if you have the time or if you're interested. Here. I just think people should see this. Also, below is a cute rhyme I got from a movie. :)

Jessica and April's Rhyme:

Boys are cheats and liars. They're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base--- ball, baseball, he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor--- ticulture studies flowers, geology studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock--- roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug--- glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. What all guys really want to do is --- forget it, no such luck.

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Posted - 10/24/2002 : 17:37:34

This one really sucks big time. [it's also embarrassing at times when your parents step in to give a helping hand] Some people think that no boyfriend = loneliness or no boyfriend = loser, but it doesn't really work that way. It depends on what makes you happy at the moment or if you really want to. Just because you don't have a boyfriend doesn't mean you're looking for one or that you couldn't have one. It's not a rule that everybody has to have a boyfriend to be able to live. Geez. People like that seriously need to have a perspective check.

This, I had to go through before. Some guys [they have no life] were asking me, "So, you don't have a boyfriend? Want me to find one for you?" They ask me this just about everyday of the week! It was almost so nice to say, "No, but I'd like to find one for you because you're so obsessed with it!" [and to think that they're guys]

Also, some girls have this notion that if they don't have a boyfriend, their popularity drops by a hundred notches. They ask people, "Do you have a boyfriend?" , and when the answer is "No" , they look at you, then ask, "Why??" , like it's something so unusual or weird. That is soooo highschool. And I even hated people like that during highschool. Get good grades before you decide to be all mature or whatever you call being taken is.

I don't see why my goal in life should be "not to be single"..

Anyway, I know that these things shouldn't be rushed. Like Anna said, it'll happen when it's really meant to happen. If you force it, it's probably not going to work out. Right now, I'm in a relationship, and he wasn't pushed to me by people, it just happened. [no intervention needed]

I hope that finally, someone'll see the logic. I'm sick of all my "attached" friends thinking that just because they're happily settled, I have to be too. [if I were still single- that is] Sorry, I'm happy the way I am. Plus, I'm not going to settle for just anyone [kind of like they did] just so I can say I have a boyfriend. Nuh-uh, not me! And if people accuse me of being picky, oh well. I think that people aren't picky enough, these days. If not jumping on every drunk, pervert, ignoramus, or egotist who asks me out, means I'm going to have to be single, oh well! I'm willing to live with that. I can be happy by myself, because I'm not just waiting for someone else to make me happy.

Another thing I notice, is that many people don't want to date anymore. They just want to jump right into relationships [like Dr. Jones wanted to do with Anna] after meeting a person once and act like they've been dating for a long time. Sorry, I'm not down with that. It does take time to get to know a person and then to know if you want to be involved with them.

Is it really a crime to be a single woman? I mean guys have it easy being single and all. Gah. Stupid typecastings and stereotypes!

Last Friday, I met someone. I mean, I was sitting beside him. He was reading a book. Of course, I got curious so I asked him what he was reading. Well, to cut the long story short, we got to talking. He found me mature for my age. We went to the depths of religion and philosophy-- and the next thing I knew, we were having regular coffee sessions. He became my mentor. But then, one day, I found I was bound to another religion. He asked me if I were ready to accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior, and I said, sure whatever. Lo and behold! Those were the magic words to make me an Evangelical Christian. [better known as a born again something] Haha. Oh and he gave me tons of stuff to read too. GG Cheska. Next time, think before you answer. :D

I really despise religious fanatics. Morals first before useless fanaticism, please. I know one; supposedly good and "religious," woman who's so delusional and despicable, it's hardly worth anything to try and talk some sense into her.

 

Pa-hi naman kay bestfriend guard! :)

What's up, Myron? Haha 2:00am victory! 197 - 178. After losing a few matches with Kenichi in GB, losing 2 chess matches with Justin, winning only once with Benj, and losing another game with him, I redeemed myself with a Literati match with Myron. [good game, thanks] It's not much, but still - a victory is a victory. God, I'm shallow.

While we were playing chess in 129, we saw the "PorkLord." I think it was the pRO siege thing. I wouldn't know. [no comments please haha]

By the way, Daddy Peds didn't show up. Well, it's okay. He's a busy old man. Emphasis on old. Haha seriously, he DOES have a lot of commitments. :)

Tsk, tsk, tsk.. RACIST SCUM.

Here's the "Nigga Test" he took.

Click me if you're racist.

Haha, don't mind this. It's just for Benj. :)

I started playing Gunbound recently since I had nothing else to do [and Justin forced me to]. Gunbound is an online turn-based shooting game which uses unique Mobiles to battle other players. There are numerous mobiles and weaponry to choose from, giving each player the ability to customize their avatar almost anyway they want. Almost like Worms. Anyway, it's been 2 days, and I can't say I'm good at it yet, but I'm making good progress. [c'mon, I only play it for like 3 hours per day or something] The people I play with are mostly just my guildmates and friends. Benj, Vander, Mic, Harold, Daddy Peds, Ry, and Justin. It's fun. I know it's yesterday's game and all, but still- I don't mind. Sooo.. Enough about that. Aside from playing to pass the time, recently I've been "influencing" people to start slacking off. "Don't go to school, let's just sit here and hang." "Okay." Haha. Moi = saint. There's a cute GB dragon over there--> I like the picture. Oh, and for any GB players out there who's reading this [it MIGHT happen], my nick is yummyum, Justin's is yumyumm. Add? By the way, I don't really play that seriously, so don't expect much. I just love playing for fun- but winning feels good too. Better, in fact. :)

Know that show? I like the theme song but the show isn't really that great. It's great for laughs though. :)

"Listen" by Stonefree

Close the door
I feel a breeze, hold me please
I hate to be alone
It's a cold night,
Turn off the light
Come take my hand and...

CHORUS:
Listen,
To these things I have to say
Please understand, she
Left me all alone again...

Clear the room of every memory
I don't want our song back on
It's an endless maze
Take away this haze
Mend my heart and...
(repeat chorus 2x)

BRIDGE:
Turn away, don't want you to see me cry
I just want things the way they were
Why is it so hard to say goodbye?
Wipe my tears and...
(repeat chorus)

So this I ask of you
Please stay with me
Until she comes back
Until she comes
Until she comes back
Until she comes
Please listen and stay
Until she comes
Until she comes back
Until she comes back...

Hmm.. It's such a slow day. Anyway, I got a message from my friend Vander just the other day. [or Joaquin, but I like calling him Vander] He was telling me about his dream. It went something like this:

Haha! I had a dream like that too. It was like 2 months ago. I was by his office in Makati. [when he was still here in the Philippines- he's in LA now] We were going to have lunch, so we went down to the basement parking area. When we got there we saw Dad etc.. [in my dream, he tried to teach me how to ride a bike too, weird!] Something like that. And we ended up kissing there too. I'm not going to delve into the details. It was just funny. Vander laughed when I told him about this.

Anyway, I just miss the old times. And yeah dreams are funny. Vander and I? Naah. We just like talking to each other a lot. We enjoy each other's company. Friends, even though we had a rift before. Haha anyway, this is a useless post. Who cares? It's MY journal anyway. I can put whatever. :)